"so i go home after work, oui? hopefully i'll get out at 6-6:15. i'd like to sweat on the treadmill a little bit. I think I should just call it sweating.' Because I don't actually like the running part of it, and I mean, I don't even know if running on a treadmill qualifies as actual running, especially when it's for such a short period of time. And do I ever love sweating, it feel so purifying. And it makes me think of sex.

"When I get home I'm going to sweat for about 20 minutes.

"Naah...it sounds kind of weird. I think I prefer 'sweat on the treadmill.'

" 'work out' is the weirdest to me - 'working out' invovles so much more than just running on a treadmill, no? Like it's got to at least involve some weights. and crunches and push ups and stuff. jogging on a treadmill? SO not working out. I think people just like to be able to say "I'm going to go work out for a while". Like - hey, let me take any opportunity I can get to remind YOU that you are an slovenly, lazy, unathletic and as a result unattractive person compared to me and my "work-out" compatriots.

"Basically I'm trying my hardest to deny the fact that I've been sucked in. I'm done for. I've become my worst enemy, one of the people I despise so deeply. I'm just as lame as the twattlefucks who galavant around in their spandex weightlifting unitards. What has become of me? What's happening to my body?! WHAT'S HAPPENING TO MY MIND?!!

"yeah so back to the question at hand.

"I should come home after work, right?"  ¶ 12:10 PM